Secrets about Raisani's Bike


    Chief Minister Baluchistan, Nawab Aslam Raisani is said to be in possession of a motor-bike (picture in the original post). Cost of this bike is reported to be Rupees 32 lac (3.2 million). News Excuse has exclusively learnt that Aslam Raisani has offered his bike to US for transportation of NATO supplies (as long as it is officially closed.) But the deal was cancelled because Americans ultimately came to know that it is actually a toy bike and costs merely 32 Rupees (without batteries). It doesn't even move, Mr. Raisani sits on it and makes noises of "Ghoon Ghoon" through his mouth. When questioned by Americans, Raisani said that a bike is a bike, whether it functions or not.

    Now, Hollywood is making a film on this motor-bike. Title would be "Raisani's Bike and Chamber of Commerce and Industry." Chief Minister is not worried about box-office performance of the film. This is what he had to say "a film is a film whether it makes business or not."

    Royalties from the film are to be allocated to Aaghaz-e-Haqooq-e-Baluchistan package.

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