What zero hot thirty tells about CIA

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    What zero hot thirty tells about CIA

    All female agents of CIA are blond & beautiful.

    This is what Zero Dark Thirty (a film about Bin Laden's hunt), tells about CIA. And watching the complete film can reveal a few more interesting things regarding CIA.

    For example;

    To obtain a telephone number, CIA bribes people with Lamborghinis instead of looking into a directory.

    Be-fooling CIA is very easy; all you have to do is yell, "hey! I've can lead you to Al-Qaeda."

    CIA guys are horrible at pronouncing Arabic names.

    While putting reputation of their country, and lives of SEAL team at risk, CIA was not 100% sure about Osama Bin Laden’s existence in Abbotabad.

    CIA thinks they found OBL on their own (Maya, heroine of the film called him UBL, I think she writes Osama with U).

    Apart from CIA, Kathryn Bigelow, director of the film, seems to be obsessed with burqas; in the scene of OBL's compound raid, a few women are shown sleeping with their burqas on. And, in most of the outdoor shots of Pakistan, we hear sound of Azaan (prayer call) in background. Perhaps she doesn't know that Muslim offer only five prayers in a day.

    Post Script: Those who do not comment on this blog post, will be hunt just like OBL :)

  • too many stereotypes