The airplance crash party
Once upon a time there was an airplane full of celebrities, sportsmen and world leaders flying over the Caribbean. One of the engines stopped working and the pilot announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to fall and crash into the ocean; the chances of survival are 0.5%. Please pray to god that a miracle happens and we all stay alive”. Everyone panicked and started revealing their deepest secrets so they could face God with less embarrassment…this is how it went …
Shahid Afridi: I bat with my eyes closed.
Asif Ali Zardari: Yes I killed Murtaza Bhutto.
George Bush: I am mentally disabled.
Donald Rumsfield: I masterminded the World Trade Center attacks
Shahrukh Khan: I hate Aamir Khan because he can act.
Asif Ali Zardari: Yes Bhayo I killed Zia too.
Aamir Khan: I hate Shahrukh because I can act but he takes away all the commercials.
Imran Khan: Imran kay paas kuch chhupaanay ko nahin hay. Imran kisi say nahi darta. Imran sacha banda hay.
Tom Cruise: Scientology is fake!!
Asif Ali Zardari: Yes I have 200 swiss accounts.
Oprah Winfery: I am a witch and I killed everyone who didn’t agree with me.
Nawaz Sharif: I am a takla
Shehbaz Sharif: I am a takla too
Madonna: I am a takli too!!
Asif Ali Zardari: I like Sherry Rehman!
Santa Claus: I do not exist.
Usama Bin Laden: I do not exist.
Abhishek Bachchan: I wouldn’t exist either if Amitabh Bachchan wasn’t my daddy.
Asif Ali Zardari: I was involved in excessive money laundering.
Sachin Tendulkar: I play to make world records. Who cares if we win or lose?
Nicholos Sarkozy: I hate the US
Merkel: I hate the US
Gordon Brown: I hate the US
Obama: Even I hate the US
Asif Ali Zardari: I am the legal guardian of the Surrey Palace!
Baal Thakuray: I hate Pakistan!
Altaf Hussain: I hate Pakistan!
Pervez Musharraf: I am an atheist!
Asif Ali Zardari: Yes I have a billion dollar worth of property in London and Dubai.
Hasni Mubarak: I have ruled Egypt for 500 years and no one ever voted for me but my cow.
Robert Mugabe: I hate everyplace, everything and everyone.
Michael Jackson: I don’t know what the truth is all I know is I am a very very weird person.
Asif Ali Zardari: I kidnapped anyone who rebelled against my authority!
Himesh Reshmiya: I can’t sing!
Muammar Qaddafi: I cross-dress.
Anil Kapoor: The only reason I am famous is because Shahrukh Khan declined Slumdog Millionaire. Shahrukh Khan is my savior!
Asif Ali Zardari: I abused my powers at all political and judicial levels.
Shoaib Akhtar: Abhi zinda hoon to jee lainay do, bhari barsaat may pee lainay do (and starts gulping on a beer)
Sehwag: I too bat with my eyes closed but I am much luckier than Afridi!
Yousuf Raza Gillani: I feel I am invisible. No one ever looks at me or listens to me.
Asif Ali Zardari: I increased my commission to 25% from 10% after I became the president.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I can’t speak English.
Javed Miandad: I can’t speak Urdu.
Reema: I shouldn’t be speaking any languages.
Donald Trump: My haircut looks like a UFO aircraft.
Hillary Clinton: I hate niggars! And I hate it even more working for one!
Asif Ali Zardari: The University I claim to have attended never existed!
The airplane engine started working again and the plane again started flying normally. Everyone looked at each other with mixed feelings of relief and embarrassment. They all realized that they have all done terrible things in their lives. It was time they do something to compensate the world for the grief and sorrow they brought to her. They all tie up Asif Zardari and throw him off the plane. As Zardari was approaching closer to the ground, he screams:
Yeh bibi kisnay maari hay, Zardari nay Zardari nay!
good post. i missed FAZLO in the plane.
Will add Maulana Diesel in the next airplan crash :)
could not wait for the next flight, use anything like rickshaw, tram, bus, truck whatsoever but get rid of him soon.
i want new stars of our political movie
Sufi Sahib and Muslim sahib and Fulullah should be in the plane ...
they will arrange the crash themselves ...
as they are self sufficient in Bombing and blasting.