What would a paki police do?



  • Pose the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

    children.

    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the

    corner,

    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and

    charges. You

    are carrying a Glock 40 with seven rounds left, and you are an expert

    shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do? (Immediate thought processes, first response please.)



    BRITISH POLICE OFFICER'S ANSWER:

    Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?

    Does he prefer to communicate in English or Bengali?

    Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?

    Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and wants my

    job?

    Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?

    Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone

    including his dog?

    Is the alleged "client" a member of an Environmental Group?

    Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the

    mean

    streets?

    Is he a member of a gang that is just "misunderstood" by society?

    Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't

    know how

    to approach the police?

    Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated

    back

    into the community?

    Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome and just doesn't understand

    what he

    is doing?

    Is he a member of a visible minority group?

    Warn and Charter him as he approaches.



    AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S ANSWER:

    BANG!


    AMERICAN OFFICER'S ANSWER:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


    PAKISTANI POLICE`ANSWER

    yeah what do u ppl think a paki cop would say?



  • bandar bhai what pakistan police will do depend on what part of pakistan he come from.

    in general its low salarpolice. if bad man pay money to police he will go away

    if offer pay money to police he will stay

    soory to say this but this is the truth.

    if u are mugged and u report but not pay police nothing will happen

    if u pay also nothing will happen but sometimes they will catch the criminals

    paisa phenko aur tamasha deakho