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  • Senior questions???

    Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

    A: Their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

    A: "I remember these."