Jokes Corner



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    One of the leading members of Imran Khan’s Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf (PTI), Dr.Shireen Mazari, has said that her party’s 14th August ‘Long March’ (against the government) would be different than all other such marches in Pakistan because it will literally be like the famous long march of Chinese revolutionary leader, Mao Tse Tung.`

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    Mao’s march that he undertook with guerrillas of the Chinese Communist Party covered a distance of approximately 9000 kilometres. Ms.Mazari told journalists that PTI’s August 14th long march will be just as long. It will start from Islamabad and then go through Lahore, Karachi, Dubai, Tehran and Madrid and end on a small obscure island near the coast of Portugal’s capital city, Lisbon.

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    Mazari added that PTI workers will organise a dharna (sit-in) on the island and demand that the governments of Pakistan, UAE, Iran, Spain and Portugal be removed and fresh elections held. She also said that PTI workers will sustain themselves by catching and eating fish at the Island.

    (Nadeem F. Paracha)



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    The ruling Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) too is preparing a long march and rally on August 14. Some of the closest aides and advisors of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif will gather in the bedroom of the PM (at his residence in Raiwind) and then accompany the PM in a march from his bedroom to the dining room where they will have breakfast and discuss some vital issues facing Pakistan, such as the Musharraf trial, Musharraf’s health, Musharraf’s moustache and Musharraf’s weight.`

    `Till the filing of this report, PML-N leaders were busy in a closed-door meeting deciding whether the breakfast should be a la carte or a buffet.

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    (Nadeem F. Paracha)



  • پاکستان کے موجودہ وزیر اعظم جناب میاں نواز شریف سے، انٹرویو کے دوران صحافی نے سوال کیا کہ

    "میاں صاحب آپ نے سیاسی کیریئر میں کیا کھویا اور کیا پایہ"

    میاں صاحب نے بہت تیزی سے جواب دیا:

    "صبح کے ناشتے دوران، گاجر کے حلوے میں کھویا اور فججے کا پایہ"