A Conversation With Iqbal !



  • croc: bala ji... mein bara fan hon aap ka

    Iqbal: really? you know any of my poetry?

    croc: oh yea...

    Parai aag mein kood ja baykhauf-o-khatar

    Bhangi hey to baymaut bhi merta hey sipahi

    Iqbal : aey main kiya si?

    croc: aap ko kiya pata bala ji! mein to fan hi bara houn

    kaun kehta hey key maut ayi to mer jaye ga

    wo to Bhangi hey gutter mein utter jaye ga

    Iqbal : aey main kiya si?...let me check my books in library(he tries to move)

    croc: o nai!! chaddo sir ji...dont go!..mein houn na !!!!!

    Iqbal: ok...(he sits back )

    croc: another one

    qiyas apna tu phir aqwam-i-mashriq sey na ker

    khaas hey terkaib mein kaum-i-ghulam-i-londoni

    Iqbal :oye tu kahin meri poetry ki taangein to nahi tor raha?

    croc: tauba ..tauba ...bala ji.....aesi gustakhi aur mein?

    Mat ley ghairat-o-izzat ka naam phir

    Zaib nahi deta Bhangi ko fasana purana

    and

    Sabaq perh phir buzdili ka beghariti ka zalalat ka

    Liya jaye ga tujh sey kaam ghalazat key uthanay ka

    aur ...

    Iqbal :wa-tha-f?????.... wait! ...what do you want? I have never said that...this is not my poetry.......kis ney kaha hey yeh?

    croc: Kaun kehta hey aapp ney kaha hey....lekin ager aaj kal aap hotey to yehi likhtey...yeh mein keh raha houn...lol

    auntie hoor: bala ji....hun wapis aa jawo

    iqbal : ji janu!

    aap nay fermaya mein dora chala aya

    croco! mein to chala.....phir sahi

    croc: sir ji! koi eik aadhi hoor idher bhi?

    iqbal : badtameez!! sharam nahi aati tumhein?

    croc : ok fine phire milein gey! ...:(



  • croc... tum nahee sudroo gay! lol



  • With apologies to Croc:

    Sabaq perh phir buzdili ka beghariti ka zalalat ka

    Liya jaye ga tujh sey kaam ghalazat key uthanay ka

    Changed to->

    Sabaq perh phir buzdili ka beghariti ka zalalat ka

    Liya jaye ga tujh sey kaam pakistan key hukamrani ka



  • lol@salam....I meant exactly that but I wanted to make it sound degraded ...lol

    khan ji :

    croc..... tum nahee sudroo gay!

    gutter mein tum nahi uttro gay

    ugly gali mein ik jalsa hey

    uss gali say kesay guzro gay?

    :)

    ps.

    o mein guzer jawon ga tussi fiker na karo ...!



  • Chalo croc, aab hum bhee hukoomat ka mazza chakhain

    Tamaam wazaratain Bhangeoun kee pounch say dore rakhain!



  • "Tamaam wazaratain Bhangeoun kee pounch say dore rakhain!"

    • Mehakama Tahaf-fuzey-i-Insaniyaat

    :)

    ps. Halat zayada kharab honey ki soorat mein unn ko tamam gutter saaf kernay per laga jai aur iss key liyeh Wazarat-i-Haqooq difaa sey ruju farmayein.



  • @crocodile ,

    zara standard ka humor post karo takay sub enjoy kar sakein...na kay only tum khud!:)



  • "zara standard ka humor post karo takay sub enjoy kar sakein...na kay only tum khud!"

    Kesay Hasa-ein political choozay ko hum

    Tum hi Batlao key kiya Batla-ein hum

    :)

    ps. btw it was not supposed to be humorous it was sarcastic if you care to look at it in deep....but its okay to smile if you understand it or just look at the sarcasm....just two cents.



  • i am not a chooza ,i am Choosy ,indeed very Choosy ...

    from selecting leaders to choosing humour to laugh at...

    anyways ,i already have got ur sarcaism ,but it does not work for me ..:):)

    baqaul e Ghalib:

    Agay Aati Thi ,Haal e Dil Pe Hansi

    Ab Kisi Baat Per Nahin Aati



  • "but it does not work for me"

    baray baron ko hasa diya hey hum ney ... tum chooose... ooops ... i mean ....cheese hi kiya ho....

    nunna munna saa ik chooza tha

    cheechon cheechon kerta tha

    bagh mein ik din nikla tha

    billi ney ik dam nighla tha

    shaam sawaraiy dhonda tha

    mujh ko phir na mila tha

    :(

    ps.Actually the first part of the first post should be changed to this :

    BayKhatr kood para aatish-i-firang mein wo

    Bhangi hey to baymaut bhi merta hey sipahi



  • Wonderful Croco

    What you possess is gift. No one can choose it,



  • @Musician ,

    what do u have to do between me and croco?

    are u his lawyer?:(

    @Croco,

    i am i am ...

    i can laugh ...but not today ...:):)



  • @Choosy

    No, I was not doing anything between you two. I was merely expressing my appreciation of Croco's sense of humour. No offence intended.



  • @Musician,

    if croco has no problem with me ,then u should not have the same ...



  • @choosy

    I can assure you I have no problems with any one. It was one those things, I read it, I laughed and I thougt I should let Croco know. Please accept my apologies if it has upset you.



  • @Musician,

    its OK.:):)



  • Since it's been settled down between Musician and chooza I mean choosy so I can jump into it again.....:)

    "What you possess is gift. No one can choose it, "

    oh thanks..! appreciated!

    "i can laugh ...but not today ...:):) "

    oh well its not today anymore...tomorrow has arrived!!

    un dayr say hasnay walon ko

    un ghalib key deewano ko

    Josh ka phir sey jaam pila

    Tu phir sey un ko yaad dila

    Ghalib ka peecha chor chukey

    Hum gham sey rishta Tor chukey

    Ghalib ko phir na yaad karo

    Iqbal key sudqay war karo

    maykhanay ki dewaron ko

    Tum Eik dhaka aur do !

    Ghalib would come running and saying

    "un sey yeh pocha karey koi

    croco akhir tumhari problem kiya hey?"

    and I would say ..o ghalib pai jaan makhool ker riya si...chill out...

    :)

    ps. I just couldnt think anymore...lols...maybe later...